Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20. Unknown (via corvus-s)

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Don’t fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have. Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via queen-bacon)

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via guccier)

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